Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand how hurricane paths work

Suspect in ‘King of the Hill’ actor’s death ‘immediately’ confessed: police - KTLA

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I can count

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Scientists Uncover a Lost World Hidden Beneath Antarctica’s Frozen Tapestry for Millions of Years - Indian Defence Review

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Forget drones, Amazon has new robots that could replace humans - TheStreet

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t cotton to rapists

I’m Considering Asking My Female Friend to Do Something Many Women Would Never Agree To - Slate Magazine

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

1st measles case of the year in South Dakota as CDC updates travel guidance - ABC News

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I have a reading level above third grade

Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I see through liars

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I can read

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Exclusive: Clean energy investment hits new highs and shows no sign of slowing - TechCrunch

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

We've finally slowed the surge in overdose deaths. The Trump admin may undo all of it - Salon.com

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

RFK Jr. purges every vaccine adviser on CDC panel; will pick replacements - The Washington Post

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I actually pay taxes

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes